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Words by Patrick and photos by Jason, Simon, Mary and Patrick. Normally I would not write a story like this in the first person. However, even though we have just recently returned from this trip, it is becoming readily apparent many of the participant's recollections of how things happened are somewhat skewed. Therefore, I will take it upon myself to set the record straight. If you are reading this as a non-participant, you can take me at my word that this is the absolute truth... as I recall it. If you just returned from this trip and find some of these stories a little different from your own recollections, well, maybe you shouldn't have had that last pina colada. Before I left Bali, I conferred with all three of the massage ladies and they verified everything happened just as I am stating here. I would change the names to protect the innocent, but there were very few innocents on this trip and if I change the names it will only serve to confuse those who were there. Instead I will issue the following disclaimer to aid and abet the guilty: there is a valid chance anything you read relating to the Bali trip in these pages is distorted, fabricated or exaggerated. You will need to speak to a participant to verify anything that follows. |
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